La sucia Robert Pattison is still trying to convince himself that he’s straight.

// February 23rd, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Since misguided sucias everywhere were cutting themselves when he told the world he’s like a girl who runs into a spiderweb when he touches a vagina, Robert Pattinson is now saying that he and Kristen Stewart are together. Like we don’t know this already. He tells The Sun:

“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

Sorry. Too late little pasty sucia. Let’s not try to pretend now. The only way you’d have sex with Kristen Stewart is if she somehow transformed into Clay Aiken. Ohhhh snaps.

“ARMORED” in theaters this Friday Dec. 4th – Amaury Nolasco talks to LFC about the movie.

// December 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // What's Poppin

Here you have it folks!!!

The interview with Amaury Nolasco (Prison Break, Transformers) promoting his new movie which comes out this Friday, December 4th, 2009.

Armored is an action-drama in which several armed guards decide to steal over 40 million dollars from their own company.

Armored is directed by Nimrod Antal and stars Columbus North, Laurence Fishburne Matt Dillon and Jean Reno.

(l to r) Columbus Short, Laurence Fishburne and Matt Dillon star in Screen Gems' action thriller ARMORED.

Check out the interview with Amaury Nolasco and yours truly.

Enjoy!!!

“BROTHERS”–Trailer with Tobey Maguire, Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal

// November 24th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Trailers

Thirty-something Captain Sam Cahill and his younger brother Tommy Cahill, are polar opposites. A Marine about to embark on his fourth tour of duty, Sam is a steadfast family man married to his high school sweetheart, the aptly named Grace, with whom he has two young daughters. Tommy, his charismatic younger brother, is a drifter just out of jail who’s always gotten by on wit and charm. He slides easily into his role as family provocateur on his first night out of prison, at Sam’s farewell dinner with their parents, Elsie and Hank Cahill, a retired Marine. Shipped out to Afghanistan, Sam is presumed dead when his Black Hawk helicopter is shot down in the mountains. At home in suburbia, the Cahill family suddenly faces a shocking void, and Tommy tries to fill in for his brother by assuming newfound responsibility for himself, Grace, and the children.

Latino Film Chatter: Amaury Nolasco answers Fans questions cause you asked. Only Here Folks!!!

// November 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // What's Poppin

Ok people when I say something I mean it so here we go! I said Amaury Nolasco was going to answer a few questions from his fans. You wrote the questions, we took them to Amaury and he answered them for you.

Amaury Nolasco’s new feature “ARMORED” hits theaters DEC. 4th, 2009. Here he is with Casper Martinez answering fan questions for Latino FIlm Chatter. “Armored” is an action drama directed by Nimrod Antal and starring: Columbus North, Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne and Jean Reno. A group of armed guards decide to take down their own company. Who will come out of it alive?

Black actors denied presence in “Couples Retreat” international poster

// November 17th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Where's the Beef

The fact that Couples Retreat had its black actors extracted from international posters has gotten a lot of attention in the past few days, but I’d argue that while it’s a bullshit move, it’s an incident that’s threatening to obscure the real issue.

The truth is that in the world of Couples Retreat, something much, much worse than the poster controversy happened this weekend, and nobody seems to be saying a thing about it.

Quietly, as Saturday figures were released, the critically reviled comedy passed the $100 million mark — an impressive hold that indicates that the movie will have no trouble tallying a domestic gross that’s well over three times its opening weekend.

At first I thought that this had to have been Vince Vaughn’s best gross since The Break-Up, but I was horrified to learn that the similarly terrible Four Christmases grossed a stealth $120 million last year. All that the formerly live-wire Vaughn seems to want right now is a paycheck, a vacation, and definitely some new material cause his jokes are as tired as the suitcases under his eyes.