We just can’t get enough of Charlie Sheen, can we?

// March 13th, 2011 // 1 Comment » // Where's the Beef

My buddy Moe sent me this pic which is clearly a mash up of fictional Tony Montana and too real Charlie Sheen.

WANTED: A new Actor to Play Pancho Villa.

// February 22nd, 2011 // 2 Comments » // Where's the Beef

So Johnny Depp passes on The Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Seven Fingers…whew that’s a long fucking title. Anyways, it seems like he has too much on his plate and can’t fit this movie into his schedule. The movie has had some set backs but seems to be moving ahead, for now.

I remember when he was cast for Don Juan DeMarco and many Latinos were upset with that choice. We bitched and moan and still went and saw it, cause that’s how we roll. Now the word is Depp is too busy with other projects that he has to bow out of the ‘Pancho Villa’ project.

Who’s going to play Pancho Villa now?

I would say Luis Guzman cause he’s my dude. If Luis can pull off a Boricua in ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’ why not Pancho Villa?

However the word is Gael Garcia Bernal or Benicio Del Toro are now up for the role. Ironically enough, both played ‘Che’ in different movies. The plus side of all this is that they get to play along side HER. Yeah, Isn’t she so delicious to look at. Mmmmmmmm

Damn Hilary Swank needs to break a coco to get out of Movie Funk!!

// January 7th, 2011 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Poor Hilary Swank is a two time oscar winner who’s last few movies have tanked in the box office.

I am not hating on her at all just hoping she gets out of that funk porque esa mierda jode.

I loved her in Boys Don’t Cry and she’s a talented actress pero, what’s been happening to her movies?

Hilary Swank has suffered another movie flop – her latest project The Resident is going straight to DVD.

The double Oscar-winner suffered a box office disaster with 2009′s Amelia, her movie about missing pilot Amelia Earhart, which grossed just over $19 million worldwide – less than half its $40 million production budget.

Conviction, about a woman’s fight to free her brother from prison, won Swank a nomination at the upcoming Screen Actors Guild awards, but was given a limited release in the U.S. in October and has only made just under $7 million.

And now movie bosses have decided her new thriller, The Resident, won’t be given a theatrical release in North America, according to the Huffington Post. The film, which co-stars Christopher Lee and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, tells the story of a pretty young doctor who fears she is being stalked after moving into a new apartment.

Who’s going to play the OUIJA Board in the new McG movie?

// January 5th, 2011 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

So, now they want to make a movie about the ouija board game by hasbro. Seems like hasbro is the next MARVEL in Hollywood. What the fuck are they going to do next OPERATION the movie?

McG is the choice to direct Ouija, the Universal Pictures supernatural action adventure that will follow Battleship as the next Hasbro branded property to move into production.

Scripted by Tron: Legacy writers Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis, the film is being produced by Hasbro’s Brian Goldner and Bennett Schneir along with Platinum Dunes partners Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form. Production will begin by the summer, for release November 12, 2012. McG’s about to begin negotiations.

Who really gives a s#it about Paranormal Activity 2?

// October 22nd, 2010 // No Comments » // Trailers, Where's the Beef

Are we ready for another hour and a half or so of nothing? That’s how I felt when I saw the trailer for Paranormal Activity 2. Here we go…same bullshit but a sequel to it.

I’m a victim of watching the first one based on all the bullshit marketing behind it only to find out the movie was a waste of time. Seriously we already went through this with Blair Witch project and during that time we were ok with it.

We can be easily fooled once but it’s very hard to catch me a second time around.

Do we even give a shit that there is a PA2? I guess some of us do or at least the studio feels that way cause here is their poster and trailer for the second cojida de pendejo they call

Paranormal Activity 2