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Lindsay Lohan looks like she’s tight for money with her silly ass lawsuits.

// March 9th, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that the company’s new commercial about a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan reportedly wants $100 million, The NY Post reports. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, told the newspaper that the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.

The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial, which debuted during the Super Bowl this year. In the ad, a baby boy apologizes to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before. The suspicious girlfriend asks, “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

“Lindsay?” the boy replies, just before a baby girl sticks her head into the frame and slurs, “Milk-a-what?” Watch:

“They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

According to the NY Post, Ovadia said, “E-Trade has violated Lohan’s rights under New York state civil-rights law and used her ‘name and characterization’ in business without paying her or getting her approval.”

Ovadia wants to force the spot off the air, claiming Lohan is owed $50 million in exemplary damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages.

Roger Ross Williams got “Kanyed” at the Oscars but Larry King showed him love, sort of.

// March 9th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Where's the Beef

Roger Ross Williams got a second chance to give his Oscar acceptance speech on Monday night during an appearance on ‘Larry King Live,’ but instead was interrupted once again before crossing the finish line. At Sunday’s Academy Awards, Elinor Burkett, co-winner for Best Documentary Short ‘Music by Prudence,’ cut Williams off, but this time the culprit was the show’s host, who apparently tried to signal Williams that he’d gone on too long with his thank-yous.

Given the chance to finish his speech, Williams started from the top, complete with “Oh my God, oh my God,” but then carried on for close to a minute and a half before stopping mid-sentence. After looking around awkwardly, the camera panned to King who signaled Williams to come back to the set.

“I wasn’t cutting you off, Kanye” King told him, awkwardly referring to the incident at last year’s MTV VMAs, where Kanye West interrupted an acceptance speech by Taylor Swift. The singer was allowed to finish her speech later in the night when Beyonce invited her up on stage.

This was King’s attempt to be the Beyonce to Williams’ Swift. Watch:

In what was dubbed the “Kanye” moment of the night, ‘Prudence’ producer Burkett rushed the stage while Williams was doing his thank-yous and verbally nudged him aside so she could speak.

The problem is that she was not supposed to accept the award, and because of personal animosity between the two filmmakers, she said Williams rushed to the stage while his cane-wielding mother blocked Burkett from exiting the aisle.

In an interview with Salon, Burkett said she was shut out of Oscar-related events and because the two aren’t speaking to each other (related to a lawsuit over the film), they did not discuss who would be allowed to speak if they won.

“She just ambushed me,” Williams said of the moment Burkett emerged on stage. “I was sort of in shock.”

The Brady Bunch sucias can’t stand each other so it looks like a reunion is out.

// March 1st, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Marcia and Jan are still at each other’s throats decades after the end of ‘The Brady Bunch,’ as RadarOnline is reporting that Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb have such a heated feud going on that it caused the cancellation of an upcoming show reunion.

According to the report, many of the former ‘Bunch’ actors were set to do a large morning show interview this Wednesday. When McCormick and Plumb found out that both would be a part of the interview, problems began.

“Everyone tells a slightly different story of what happened,” the source close to both actresses told Radar, adding that “the bottom line is that they didn’t want to be on the same show and the appearance was canceled because of it.

The two actresses have had a sour relationship for years, most recently thanks to McCormick’s biography ‘Here’s The Story,’ in which she hinted that there may have been a lesbian relationship with Plumb — which has since been denied. Plumb felt that McCormick used her to sell books.

During a 2008 ‘Today’ interview, McCormick said that the whole same-sex relationship story stemmed from someone taking a quote way too far. “I was on a late-night show and I said, ‘Oh, yeah, I’ve kissed her.’ I have kissed all the girls I worked with! I’m just a very affectionate person, I love to hug and kiss people I care about. It was taken the wrong way in tabloids, and people insinuated all kinds of things.”

McCormick goes on to say in the ‘Today’ interview that she called Plumb “to tell her what happened, but unfortunately, this was one of the things that stopped our relationship. There were also other things, but this was a big factor. It’s sad, because she was my best friend. We went through a lot together.”

Detailing the roots of the situation even more, McCormick wrote in a Fancast blog that Plumb was likely “mad at the joke I made a few years ago that we’d had a lesbian love affair. I made the crack to be funny — and for shock value. I’m sorry if she took offense. But hey, it was a joke.”

Radar’s source says that “the problems between them go back decades … They’ve never liked each other … And there have been many other events where Eve has said, ‘I’m not doing it if Maureen is doing it.’”

So whose fault is it this time?

“Some people blame Maureen and some people blame Eve,” the source said

Comcast-NBC: Is This Merger Good for Latinos?

// March 1st, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

by Felix Sanchez and Joseph Torres

Latino leaders are gathering in Philadelphia today to meet with the top brass at Comcast and NBC Universal.

They’re being sold on why the merger of the biggest cable TV and residential broadband company in our country with one of the largest television networks and programmers allegedly would be good for the Latino community and the public interest.

The merger would give Comcast unprecedented control over the commanding heights of our nation’s media system. If allowed to go forward, Comcast would own the broadcast networks of NBC and Telemundo, part of at least 30 cable networks, eight regional sports networks, more than two dozen local NBC and Telemundo TV stations and a movie studio.

If this takeover goes through, the control that Comcast would exert over our TV and Internet experiences will be considerable. We can expect cable rates – which already have increased three times the rate of inflation since 1996 – to spike even higher. We can be sure it will be even harder for independent and diverse programming to find a spot in the cable lineup. And we know mergers almost always mean job cuts.

And let’s not kid ourselves. If this merger is rubber-stamped, it won’t be long before we see another wave of mergers among companies like Verizon, AT&T, CBS and Disney. That’s what always happens, even though these deals historically have been disastrous for consumers – and especially for people of color.

Historically, that’s why leading Latino organizations have been very skeptical of runaway media consolidation. When NBC announced its plan to buy Telemundo in 2001, many of our nation’s leading Latino groups opposed the transaction. They urged the FCC to reject the deal, claiming it wouldn’t serve the public interest or promote diversit

But now that Comcast wants to buy NBC – which includes the Telemundo network – it will make this deal one of the most consequential media mergers in our nation’s history. But Latino civil rights groups have been strangely silent.

A decade ago, NBC made all sorts of promises about how the Telemundo deal would benefit local communities – and then it reneged on them. For starters, it cut the local Telemundo newscast in 2006 in major cities like Dallas, Houston, San Jose and San Antonio after promising to compete against Univision.

It also stated that the deal would “benefit NBC’s English-only audience by creating new possibilities for the cross-fertilization of ideas and viewpoints.” But those benefits never materialized.

Comcast, too, has a long record of making promises it doesn’t keep. For example, after promising to respect collective bargaining deals, it has turned around and busted the unions of companies it has taken over. That’s cold comfort for the union workers at NBC and Telemundo.

And we can’t overlook the programming. During a congressional hearing on Feb. 24, Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill.) lambasted NBC for the misogynistic and homophobic programming that airs on Telemundo, and he criticized Comcast for not having a single Latino board member.

In that same hearing, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) ripped Comcast for only having one African-American on its board, and took NBC to task for having only one African American and no Latinos among its top executives. Maybe that’s why there’s no black- or Latino-oriented programming on the network.

Comcast wants Congress to believe its’ bad actions are all in the past. But even in sworn testimony to Congress, the company is talking out of both sides of its mouth.

Comcast Chairman and CEO Brian Roberts promised Congress his company would abide by a series of self-imposed “public interest” concessions. But the list of promises they’ve offered is just a bunch of things they’re already doing, things they were already planning to do, or things they’re required to do by law.

It should be noted that Comcast has given generously to support the work of many leading Latino groups. But this does not justify or rectify the damage this merger would cause for consumers, for the public and for our community.

Comcast wants help from Latino groups to push through this mega-deal. But before offering their stamp of approval, we hope Latino leaders will ask some important questions: Will the merger increase cable prices? Will Comcast try to reject labor agreements? Will the merger increase the representation of Latinos on network and cable programming? Will it result in greater Latino ownership of broadcast stations and cable networks? Or will it increase the barriers to ownership?

Will Comcast make sure the open Internet stays that way so that small business can prosper and independent voices can be heard, even though it is in court trying to strip the FCC of its authority to protect an open Internet? Will we be better able to speak for ourselves or will this deal just create an even bigger gatekeeper?

Comcast and NBC Universal will undoubtedly make all sorts of promises about how Latinos would benefit from this massive merger. But they don’t have a believable answer for how this merger will actually benefit our community.

That’s because it won’t.

Felix Sanchez is the chairman of the National Hispanic Foundation for the Arts and Chief Executive Officer of TerraCom, a government and public relations firm. Sanchez does not represent nor is receiving direct or indirect compensation to take a position on the merger.

Joseph Torres is the government relations manager for Free Press and former deputy director of the National Association of Hispanic Journalists. Free Press is a nonpartisan, nonprofit group that does not accept money from businesses, the government or political parties.

Jennifer Lopez hosted Saturday Night Live, we wish she didn’t

// March 1st, 2010 // 6 Comments » // Where's the Beef

Jennifer Lopez had the rare honor of a total ‘Saturday Night Live’ takeover. Like Britney Spears and Taylor Swift in episodes past, J.Lo performed as the host and the musical guest on this past Saturday ‘SNL.’ From her Rihanna impression in the cold open to playing herself (frantically shouting in Spanish) in Kristen Wiig’s recurring, awkward ‘Hollywood Dish’ interview segment, J. Lo let it all hang out — but did it work? The sad truth is Saturday Night Live has not been funny for years. They might get one or two sketches a show that stand out but that’s about it.

J-Lo sang in the show as well, too bad for us cause while I was watching it I kept thinking “Damn she sounds fucking horrible” is it me folks or do you agree?

Check out the clip of Kristen Wiig’s Hollywood Dish sketch with J-LO