Who beat the F*CK out of Anthony Anderson?

// August 23rd, 2010 // No Comments » // What's Poppin, Where's the Beef

No one this is just a fun pic of Mr. Anthony Anderson on the set of Scream 4.

Que Pasa!! Will Ferrell to do an entire movie en Español!!

// August 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // What's Poppin, Where's the Beef

As our friends at LATINO REVIEW initially reported former SNL cast member Will Ferrell is set to make an entire feature in Spanish. I don’t know where the inspiration came from or how that initial pitch got kicked around at Gary Sanchez productions. I do agree with ‘El Guapo’ over at Latino Review that most Americans are lazy and don’t really want to go to the movies to read them.

We’ll see how this pans out for Ferrell and his crew of merry men.

For entire story click on the link below which will take you right to the LATINO REVIEW site.

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/qu-es-eso-will-ferrell-a-la-estrella-en-la-comedia-espa-ola-10730?utm_source=feedburnerutm_medium=feedutm_campaign=Feed%3A+latinoreview+%28Latino+Review%29

Yogi Bear movie set to release in the fall…but does it really need to be in 3-D?

// August 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Ok when I first heard about this I movie and the fact that Dan Aykroyd was involved I decided to check out the trailer with an open mind. After all, it is Yogi the Bear and I’ve been a fan of Yogi and Boo Boo since back in the days. Now I checked out the trailer and it seems kind of fun I was even happy to see Tom Cavanaugh getting some work. The movie seems silly as fuck but it’s geared towards kids so that’s allowed. What pissed me off was that at the end of the trailer it shows that the movie is in……wanna guess? That’s right 3-D. 3 to the mother fucking D!! Really? Does this movie need to be in 3-D? come on!! That shit ain’t right.

We’re living in a recession and money is tight. Why? why do you have to make this movie in 3-D?
The concession stand prices for food and drinks are ridiculous already you gotta jack up the ticket price by making this movie 3-D unnecessarily .
The sad truth is like my room mate Angie said to me ‘Casper people will go out and pay for it anyways’ such is life.

Here is the trailer to Yogi the bear with Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake

Lindsay Lohan cries ‘it’s my career it’s my life’

// July 6th, 2010 // No Comments » // Where's the Beef

Lindsay Lohan gets 90 days of jail time. Really? that’s all?

I'm going to jail biatches!!

Multiple sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … as far as Lindsay’s concerned, any missteps she may have made in the past are completely cured. She’s now up to date on all her alcohol ed classes, so, she thinks, what’s the big deal? What Lindsay does not understand is that Judge Revel is throwing her in the pokey for missing three alcohol ed classes as of her last court appearance. And the whole thing of not showing up in court because the dog/thief ate her passport is a deal breaker as well. The people close to her tell us … Lindsay has become so accustomed to good lawyers bailing her out of seemingly impossible situations, she simply expected the same thing to happen again. As one source put it, “Shawn [her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley] will just fix this like everything else.” The source adds, “It’s no big deal to her, even though she totally believes Judge Revel hates her guts.” But as Lindsay gets thrown in the pokey, people close to her think she’d be fine. As one source put it, “She is one tough bitch. She can hold her own.”

As much as I hate to say this Lindsay is the ‘Teflon Bitch’ according to me. She’s had multiple DUIs, been found with cocaine, has been on video snorting coke in a bathroom, had her picture taken with coke on the table next to her, has fled the scene of a crime, and has stolen from every place that’ll let her through the door. And she’s spent a total of 84 minutes in jail. Now she’s getting 90 days and this to her is great news you see she wants to cut a rap album and well, this shit just gives her street cred. Bitch makes DMX look like a pussy.

Family of Harry Potter actress try to kill her.

// July 2nd, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Where's the Beef

Afshan Azad,(far left) who plays Padma in the Harry Potter films, was attacked by her father and brother at her home in Manchester. They also threatened to kill her. Why? Let’s jump to conclusions and find out! The Sun reports:

Pretty Afshan Azad, 23 — who plays Padma Patil in the hit films — was allegedly attacked at her home in Manchester. Her father Abul Azad, 54, and brother Ashraf Azad, 28, appeared at Manchester magistrates’ court on Tuesday accused of threatening to kill Afshan. Ashraf is also charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm. The case was adjourned until later this month for committal proceedings to crown court. Afshan is said to have been attacked at her home in Longsight, Manchester, on May 21 this year. The beauty was studying for her AS levels at Xaverian College in Rusholme, Manchester, when she was first cast in the 2005 film Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. She has since appeared in three more of the wizard movies and is in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, due for release next year. She plays Padma, a witch who is in the same year as Harry at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry, and is the identical twin sister of Parvati Patil, played by actress Shefila Chowdhury.

So, the article says she’s Asian, but her name is Afshan Azad, her father’s name is Abdul, and her brother’s name is Ashraf. I know a lot of Asians, and I’ve never heard a name like that. So, let’s assume they’re from the Middle East. Let’s also assume they’re Muslim. And let’s assume again that this was an attempted honor killing. And you wonder why we bomb the shit out of the Middle East. I’d rather let Joran Vandersloot take my sister out than her marry some dude named Abdul. If you think this is racist, why don’t you talk to Sally Field. She wanted to leave Iran, but not without her daughter!

Note: We can argue semantics if you want, but for the sake of argument, she’s Asian. Her family isn’t Muslim. So why did they try to kill her? Did she give away the family’s secret baked bean recipe? Is she possessed by a demon? Fill me in.