Lindsay Lohan cries ‘it’s my career it’s my life’

// July 6th, 2010 // Where's the Beef

Lindsay Lohan gets 90 days of jail time. Really? that’s all?

Multiple sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … as far as Lindsay’s concerned, any missteps she may have made in the past are completely cured. She’s now up to date on all her alcohol ed classes, so, she thinks, what’s the big deal? What Lindsay does not understand is that Judge Revel is throwing her in the pokey for missing three alcohol ed classes as of her last court appearance. And the whole thing of not showing up in court because the dog/thief ate her passport is a deal breaker as well. The people close to her tell us … Lindsay has become so accustomed to good lawyers bailing her out of seemingly impossible situations, she simply expected the same thing to happen again. As one source put it, “Shawn [her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley] will just fix this like everything else.” The source adds, “It’s no big deal to her, even though she totally believes Judge Revel hates her guts.” But as Lindsay gets thrown in the pokey, people close to her think she’d be fine. As one source put it, “She is one tough bitch. She can hold her own.”

As much as I hate to say this Lindsay is the ‘Teflon Bitch’ according to me. She’s had multiple DUIs, been found with cocaine, has been on video snorting coke in a bathroom, had her picture taken with coke on the table next to her, has fled the scene of a crime, and has stolen from every place that’ll let her through the door. And she’s spent a total of 84 minutes in jail. Now she’s getting 90 days and this to her is great news you see she wants to cut a rap album and well, this shit just gives her street cred. Bitch makes DMX look like a pussy.