No Britney ain’t no crazy biatch why you say that?

// July 2nd, 2010 // What's Poppin

I could win the Powerball, die, be resurrected, then win the Powerball again and still not have as much money as Britney Spears, so if someone can explain to me why she looks like she’s infected with the rage virus and lives in a trash can on Sesame Street, that would be awesome. You know what else would awesome? Flying cars.