Ok so Lindsay Lohan is another dumb ass sucia!!

// May 24th, 2010 // What's Poppin

All Lindsay wanted to do was go to Cannes to promote her new Linda Lovelace movie, but unseen forces have conspired to keep her in France. A conspiracy so vast and cunning that they can put cocaine on a table beside her without her knowledge. Are they ninjas? Are they supernatural ninjas? How can she ever escape their web of lies?!

A new photograph of Lindsay Lohan partying in Cannes while sitting in front of a table with lines of a mystery white powder has created a furor. When reached and asked to tell what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??” RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her. Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: “That’s a set up that’s so untrue.”

When I was three I used to put my shirt over my head when I got in trouble because I would think no one could see me. There I was standing in the middle of the floor with a shirt over my head, not responding to my Mom because damn it she’s not suppose to see me!

I don’t know what this has to do with Lindsay Lohan, but it’s the closest thing I could think of.