La sucia Robert Pattison is still trying to convince himself that he’s straight.

// February 23rd, 2010 // Where's the Beef

Since misguided sucias everywhere were cutting themselves when he told the world he’s like a girl who runs into a spiderweb when he touches a vagina, Robert Pattinson is now saying that he and Kristen Stewart are together. Like we don’t know this already. He tells The Sun:

“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

Sorry. Too late little pasty sucia. Let’s not try to pretend now. The only way you’d have sex with Kristen Stewart is if she somehow transformed into Clay Aiken. Ohhhh snaps.