Spoiler Alert: Conan Script leaked-Here are some juicy details.

// December 4th, 2009 // What's Poppin

So by now the internet has spread the new “Conan” script like wildfire, but I haven’t seen a review yet. So because I like you, love films, and the fact that we have the script in our hands I’m gonna take the time to break it down to you my way.

Ok, so it opens up with Conan’s mom and dad in the woods, Mom has baby and she dies.

Cut to:
Corin (Dad) and a bunch of teen warriors in training doing their thing with a younger Conan in tow. Of course Conan gets made fun of cause he’s smaller, at this point they get into some Mr. Miaggi bullshit where they have to have stones in their mouths as they look for the wooden sword in the woods, you guessed it whomever finds the sword is “Stinky cool dude of the day”.

That doesn’t go down as plan, shit hits the fan when 4 “Pictish” warriors covered in war paint appear. A fight breaks out and the Picts warriors killed a Cimmerian kid (one of Conan’s tribe), Conan whacks 3 out of 4 (yeah at 9 years old) he looks at his dad and says “they killed one, I killed three now I am a warrior” everybody is a little freaked out by this and now we cut into the whole “Rocky” workout montage.

Climb the mountain Conan, lift the heavy logs Conan, Sleep outside while your dad fucks the sheeps Conan, ok the last one is not in there but it could be.

He gets pissed off and bitches to his father that shit is getting old already, he wants some action.

So Dad goes through this whole “The Sword” is this and that speech when….

The Cimmerians get whacked including Corin, Conan lives.

Now it’s pay back bitches.

Honestly people I’ve seen this movie before. It’s like “Rocky”-Karate Kid meet 300 I don’t think you need any more info on it but if you want the script go to Showbizcafe.com you can download the script as a PDF file.

http://showbizcafe.com/en/news/exclusive-conan-script-leaked/1845